If you're reading this now, the Mayans were...

Welcome to Houston Jaime Maggio...be careful of the Reliant Stadium turf as you work the sidelines of the game Sunday...

Hey Cowboys Stadium, Reliant Stadium 2013 just called...said your scoreboard ain't all that now..

And you don't have her as a fan either..

New York doesn't want either one of you..

Y'll are safe....