Hello Moe, I (uh uh I mean "we") missed your report last week....We like your friend Sarah too...

 Ok...here are MT's Vegas No-no's after wrapping up my trip last night..

1)  At the craps table, just throw the damn dice.  Don't work them like you're with a naked girl for the first time.

 

Only exception...if you look like this...and if you do...take all the time you need with the dice..

 

2)  Speaking of the ladies...if you can pull off the Vegas nightclub dress..(see Moe and Sarah) then by all means wear it.  Too bad, I saw way too much of this..

Yeah I made that pic a little smalller well just because.

3)  If you're 65 year old guy with a few missing teeth

at the blackjack table...girls like this don't want to go out and have a drink after their shift.

4)  Talking sports at the table is only allowed when you know what you're talking about. 

Some guy:  "Hey the Texans won today."

Me:  "Yeah...very impressive effort."

Some guy:  "They better win now. Looks like the Colts are back with Luck."

Me:  Silence followed by "Waitress...can I get another beer?"