Like Lindsay Lohan before him, Lance Armstrong has turned down a chance to appear on Dancing With the Stars next season. According to EW, the former Tour de France champion was approached by producers of the ABC reality competition and offered a spot in the cast, but he turned it down - good-naturedly, of course.

"Lance has been offered the show each and every year since its inception," his spokesperson, who must be having a nervous breakdown, commented on the news. "Although flattered he has passed on their generous offers."

And there's a movie in the works to tell Armstrong's story... so who could play him?

Turns out People's 2011 Sexiest Man Alive is interested in playing him in a biopic.